Entropy

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts, via mystery-behind-the-mask)

24 April 2014 reblog: collectiveassbutts


You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

(via mystery-behind-the-mask)

24 April 2014 reblog: meeplol


desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

(via mystery-behind-the-mask)

24 April 2014 reblog: klaustrofovia


24 April 2014 reblog: ukej


xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the windowto the wallsto the corner dick and balls

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

(via mystery-behind-the-mask)

24 April 2014 reblog: tibets


Sexism is when people laugh at rape jokes and cringe at female anatomy.

— (via wearethefourthwave)

(via mystery-behind-the-mask)

24 April 2014 reblog: wearethefourthwave


throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

(Source: iguanamouth, via booksandshadows)

24 April 2014 reblog: iguanamouth


lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

(Source: youlooknervous, via booksandshadows)

24 April 2014 reblog: youlooknervous


koryos:

koryos:

so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but

i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE

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i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS

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UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM

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(via booksandshadows)

24 April 2014 reblog: koryos


therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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(via booksandshadows)

24 April 2014 reblog: therailz